The Guardian of Bardion, a Motley Medley

"And me that evening Derry showed the house --
although there were no relics of past times,
no worthy works of art, but everywhere
a thousand shelves of smiling Precious Moments,
each baring an insipid grin at me
as though to drive me mad; and, over all,
a general air of cleanliness neurotic
so that I wondered how my poor friend Derry
could stand to live with psychos like his parents."

from "The Guardian of Bardion, a Motley Medley"

Script Information

Style? Musical verse comedy.
Produced? Nope.
Family-friendly? Very much so: it's geared towards kids, with a heavy focus on puns and slapstick.
Length? One-act, approximately forty-five minutes.
Cast Size? Ten, with double-casting, plus musical accompaniment.

Plot Summary

A poet at a party, under fire by a pack of self-righteous feminists, improvises a series of parodies of epic literature in order to assert the values of heroism and chivalry.