Other Scripts
PRODUCER: Ah, there you are, my boy. Have a seat. Have a cigar. Or better
yet, get out of my office.
PENNER: Excuse me, sir?
PRODUCER: You miserable excuse for a writer! People wouldn't listen to
your plays if we broadcast them on the radio! Where's that script you
promised me?
PENNER: Well, actually, sir, it's interesting that you should ask about
that, since I've run into some, ah, complexities in the artistic process...
PRODUCER: I'm not paying you for "artistic process," I'm paying
you for something I can produce!
from "The Adventures of Hansel and Gretel in the Fourth Dimension"
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The Adventures of Hansel and Gretel in the Fourth Dimension